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Riddle: Walking the dog.................?

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a white guy, mexican guy, and asian guy are walking through the woods.

They come across an elderly man with a yard full of dog waste. His dog is sitting next to him.

The old man says " I will give a great cash reward to the man who walks my dog without him pooping."

The white man goes first he walks it and and poops on the way down the road.

The spanish man goes second. he walks it and it poops on the way back.

The asian man goes and the dog did not p**p.

He goes back to the elderly man.

The elderly man says " How did you do that??"

Question: how did the asian guy walk the dog without it crapping?

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  1. the asain pooped first.


  2. he corked his butt

  3. The dog pooped already

  4. Me Chinese me no dumb me stick cork up doggy's bum !

  5. Maybe because the dog had not eaten much food lately, so the gut and bowels are emptier, and it takes longer for the dog to p**p.  By the time the Asian man walks the dog, the dog's intestine is pretty much empty, so the dog does not p**p before returning to the owner.  

  6. Asian guy told the dog if he pooped then the Asian guy would eat him....

  7. He "wok-ed" the dog. (ate him)

  8. the asian guy told the dog a scary story!!! the dog got scared and did not p**p!!!

  9. He took a log stick with a piece of meat attached to it & dangled it in front, but just out of reach of the dogs mouth all the way?

    He followed a cat that was walking down the road?

    He walked in the middle of the road where there was no grass or trees for the dog to stop at?


  10. Told the dog that is he pooped he would be on the Hong Wong Chinese Food Restaurant menu.  

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