Question:

Rockstar parody?

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Im through with standing in line

to games we'll never get in

it's like to bottom of the 9th

and the tigers might win

this life hasnt turned out the way i want it to be

i(tell me what u want)

i want a brand new contract

worth way to much

and a w***e i can make give birth

and an a*****e

they call my agent

(so want you need)

ill need a back yard to fit all the cages

then ill put in my wages

ill have them fight till the death

and wen the cops find out ill run will im out of breathe

(been there, done that)

i want a new team

where i can be the star

and buy a new car

and crsh it the very next day

then blame it on ESPN all d**n day

(so how you guna do that?)

Im guna trade this life for fortune and fame

ill even play in those exibition games

cause we all just wana be big sportstars

and go fight dogs till we are behind bars

the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheap

we'll all stay buff cause we'll just cheat

and we will hang out in the coolest strip bars

and hang out with the p**n stars

Every good player

gonna wind up here

:

ever big tall guy

with his big bald head

hay hay i wana be a sportstar

hey hey i wana be a sportstar

i wana be great like micheal Vick with out the felony

marry a girl named Melenie

write a book makeing up ****

just to be on ESPN internet

(saw u on ESPN.com)

i think im gonna drink

and fall into debt

get my house taken away

because i cant pay

because i chocked my coach

so no one would aproach

(so how you guna do it)

im trade this life for fourtune and fame

id even play in thos eexibition games

cause we all just wana be big sportstars

and live in mansions

driving big *** cars

the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheat

we'll stay buff cuase we'll just cheat

and hang out in the coolest strip bars

and with the p**n stars

every good player

will wing up here

every big tall guy

with his big bald head

and we'll hide out in the locker rooms

with the lastest sports channel

while sitting next to a guy named Juan

they'll get you anything with that evil smile

everybody got a steroid trainer on speed dial

hey hey i wana be a sportstar

im gonna get drunk

right before the game

gonna inject myself

with an old sirange

then ill go to court

then they find out i cheated on my wife

then my best friend will turn his back on me

while i sit ther eating suzuki-sushii

we all just wana be big sportstars

and live in mansions

driving big *** cars

the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheap

and we'll stay buff cause we'll just cheat

we'll hang out in the coolest strip bars

and with the p**n stars

every good player is guna wind up here

every big tall guy with his big bald head

and we'll hide out in the locker rooms

with the lastest sports station aith a guy named juan

they'll ghet you anything with that evil smile

everybody's got a steroid trainer on speed dial

hey hey i wana be a sportstar

hey hey i wana be a sports star