Rodney Dangerfield.... a few quotes. Are you amused at all?

Question

On Halloween the parents sent their kids out looking like me!

My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous, the other day she looked at my calandar and wanted to know who May was!

My wife wants s*x in the back of the car and she wants me to drive!

When i was born i was so ugly, the doctor slapped my mother

My psychiatrist told me i was crazy and i said i want a second opinion, he said okay you`re ugly too!

My wife was afraid of the dark then she saw me naked and now she`s afraid of the light!

Answer 1

Love Rodney Dangerfield! My all-time favorite is "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no s*x life at all."

Answer 2

lol sum of tehm are funny not alot tho :/

Answer 3

He's so stupid that he's hilarious. Brilliant in Caddyshack and very funny in The Simpsons when he was in it.

Good one liners there.

Answer 4

I'm very amused - thanks for sharing!

Answer 5

And don't forget:

" Since food has replaced s*x in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."

" My wife and I gave up s*x for food. Now I have a mirror over my dining room table."

" I went on a blind date to meet a girl named Susan. A woman comes up to me says 'Are you Rodney?' I says 'Yeah, are you Susan?

She says 'No'.

Answer 6

He was funny, and some of his humor was distasteul.

Answer 7

Rodney Dangerfield ROCKED...!!

Answer 8

no not yet''

Answer 9

I used to think he was funny.  But after a few of his lines in a row, ya get a bit bored by it.

Answer 10

Nowadays, I feel bad for Dangerfield.

He don't get no respect.

He's one of my favorites, which might be odd for someone my age (18). Still, even though he mostly was famous for those jokes (like Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck") he was still brilliant and entertaining.

Answer 11

I sort of like Rodney Dangerfield. Rappin' Rodney is so tacky that its hilarious!

Answer 12

Yes, good clean humour.