Rolls Royce?

Question

My chauffer, Fletcher, was driving me to have tea with my old school chum when a Robin Reliant pulled up beside us.

The ruffian driving the car wound down his window and shouted at Fletcher, ‘Oi, that’s a smart car, do you have a phone in there?’ Fletcher gave the man a withering look and replied, ‘Of course’.

The driver of the Reliant then said, "Wow! You got a fridge in there too? I've got a one in the back seat of my Reliant!"

Again Fletcher replied in the affirmative.

The driver of the Reliant then asked if we had a television as he had one in his car. Fletcher told him that we certainly did have T.V.

Finally the driver of the Reliant says, "Cor! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Reliant!"

At this point I was very annoyed and banged on the glass and told Fletcher to ‘drive on’. I told Fletcher to drive straight to the dealer where I ordered them to install a luxury bed in my Rolls.

The next morning I sent Fletcher off to find the Reliant driver and report back.

Fletcher discovered the Reliant parked in the roughest area of the local town with all the windows fogged up from the inside. Fletcher got out of the Rolls and knocked on the Reliant.

When there wasn't any answer, he knocked again and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet. “There is indeed a bed in the back of this Rolls-Royce," he told the Reliant owner.

The driver of the Reliant looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS?"

Do you think I should install a shower too?

Answer 1

The Taj Mahal Madam. I'd buy it, de-assemble it, ship it to Blighty and have it built on me Bentley, a slightly better motor than a Rolls if I may be so indelicate.

I'd stand proudly from the highest Turret, beaming and chortling as my Driver drives me around the London Streets as the Ton and Rabble alike gawp and point in wonderment.

Might cost a Bob or two, and may increase the tread wear of the Car's tires, but I still have a bunch of Shell Garage coupons stashed away somewhere.

Glad to of help Ma'am.

Answer 2

Definitley, Why not get a pool whilst you're at it!

Answer 3

sounds like you are nt the type of person who would wash herself anyway you d have your chofer...chaeff...driver do it anyway so unless you ve got room for a double dont bother by the way did i say iv got a en-suite in my reliant

Answer 4

hur hur, don't stop there why not a jacuzzi? steam room and why not a pool table!

Answer 5

Showers are for the working class.

You need to install a bathtub.

Answer 6

you should put in a zoo, so your passengers could go on safari!

Answer 7

lol, good one