Romantic or Creepy, There are Sliiight Differences

Question

Romance is a funny thing; a romantic gesture toward a girl is completely influenced by how she feels about you. Be careful before going out on a limb for that special someone, because if a girl isn’t into you, your attempt at romance may be perceived as creepy. Take a hint from the following examples, which would all be deemed romantic by a girl who is into you, and creepy by a girl who isn’t.

* Leaving flowers on her car while she’s at work.

* Writing her a love poem.

* Planning a surprise party.

* Buying a teddy bear whose chest reads “I wuv u!”

* Lighting candles in her bedroom and waiting for her wearing only a smile.

* Giving her a coffee tin full of your ear wax.

* Shaving her initials into your pubic hair.

* Painting a picture of her using only blood and f***s.

* Taking her literally when she says she hates her parents; killing them.

* Finding her dead from an apparent poisoning when, in fact, she’s only pretending to be dead, but killing yourself by drinking poison just the same due to the anguish.

Answer 1

I'd say creepy.

Answer 2

Creepy,the blood and f***s one is WAY creepy.

Answer 3

I was good with the first four and the fifth one would be okay, but who wants anyone to do the next four at any time? The last one... only once in a lifetime!  : )

Answer 4

Just for the record, the last half of those suggestions are all creepy!!  I mean seriously who wants ear wax??  EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!  

Answer 5

Hehe fine I will keep all these in mind, how far you succeeded in romance man?

Answer 6

LOL ok afterwards that got wayyy creepy except where he poisons himself because the creepiness ends there O_O haha

Answer 7

wow, creepy and disgusting.

Answer 8

lol from the ear wax onwards, sounds like the guy just started to go a liiiiiiiiiittle too obsessed with her

Answer 9

wow that would take years to get that much ear wax lol