Romantic spanish lines?

Question

im trying to score some points with my ex-gf/ bestfriend who is fluent in spanish (shes studied spanish so shes knows the language), i want it to sound "cheezy" so as to make it sound humorous and cute

pls post some here, I may not win her back but atleast i can make her smile. :)

Answer 1

Tengo juevos muy grandes.  Me gustaria tener un giggity.

Answer 2

The only neat answer you have had so far is the one from Smiley, and it's good advice, but not really an answer to your question...

Here are a few phrases that might fit...

"Eres la luz de mi vida"

(You are the light of my life)

"Eres Mi mejor amiga y seras siempre mi mayor amor"

(you are my best friend and you will always be my greatest love)

"Vuelve a mi lado, corazon mío"

(come back to my side, my dear heart)

"Amor mío, no me abandones a mi triste suerte!"

(My love, don't abandon me to my sad sort) (this one is really cheesy!!)

I wish you BUENA SUERTE!!!

Answer 3

deseo aspirar su lengüeta~i want to suck your tongue

Answer 4

One of my favorites (only slightly cheesy, but very cute) is from the Julieta Venegas song "Limón y sal":

Yo te quiero con limón y sal. -- I love you with lemon and salt (literal translation).  It means something along the lines of "I love you however you are/I love you through thick and thin."

That would score points with me :)

Answer 5

try: Me gustan tus tetas

Answer 6

Try this:

¡El peto es el peto del fuego! ¡Ah, caliente! ¡Beba mi mecos!   Quiero ardillas y queso!

She'll throw herself at you, guaranteed!

Answer 7

how about... su esencia me hace caliente

"your essence makes me hot" lol

makes me laugh

Answer 8

hi

Answer 9

me lamo cezar chavez.... or giggity giggity giggity goo

Answer 10

for impressing girls,you don't need to learn any thing. just have some individuality and do something like a hero.....even your enemy girl who hates you somuch will start loving you.....

just give a gift to your girl friend saing that she is something special to you and you miss her so much if she is not with you.

learn to act man..........