Rory McIlroy opens up infront of the press after winning US Open
Rory McIlroy is the name on all news channels. Some call him the golden boy, while others call him the pussycat from Northern Ireland. Enjoying the media attention and hot babes surrounding him for autographs, the rookie made his way to the winner’s podium
to grab his trophy and marched to the clubhouse for a quick interview. The world heard what McIlroy said on camera, but what he actually meant is what we are about to disclose for our readers at bettor.com.
Beth Murrison: Welcome Rory McIlroy! How much time will it take to sink in as the US Open winner?
Rory McIlroy: How much am I getting for this interview again?
Beth Murrison: Seems like you have adjusted well. So what do you plan to do after leaving this course?
Rory McIlroy: Lets see. Well I have lots of phone calls to make. A couple of hot chicks threw their numbers at me during Round 2. Now since I am the Champion, I plan to celebrate in style, if you know what I mean. So that's the first priority. Apart from
that, I have many interviews lined up and later I plan to go over to Tiger Woods’ place.
Beth Murrison: Tiger Woods’ place? For what?
Rory McIlroy: Dude, I just broke his record, got past him on Official World Golf Rankings and probably made him cry as well who knows? So the plan is, I go there, ring his doorbell and when he comes out, I say,” In your face Tiger!”
Beth Murrison: You seem to have some sort of grudge against him. Don’t you?
Rory McIlroy: I wouldn't call it a grudge, revenge would be a good word. I remember the time when I was a kid, I would wear a Tiger Woods shirt and go out to play with other kids, but they would not play with me. And every time I would ask them the reason,
they would say, “My daddy says not to talk to people who are fascinated by Tiger, as my mother finds him hotter than my father.”
The worst came later, when I joined European Tour and had the chance of playing next to him. Woods was teamed up with me and I asked him to check my putter, but instead of giving me some attention, he said, “Out of the way kid and check out my Scotty.” I
swore that moment that the day I overtake him on world rankings, I will shove it in his face.
Beth Murrison: I see. So people are comparing him with you. How do you feel about that?
Rory McIlroy: Well first of all, I am overwhelmed by having the trophy, which has his name engraved. So now, I will go pick my ladies and drink wine in it. Secondly, people should not compare me with him, as I am better than him in all aspects. I am better
looking, I am younger, I have better taste in ladies and my career has just begun, while his is about to die.
Beth Murrison: Ok Rory, before leaving tell us something about your plans regarding contributions in golf.
Rory McIlroy: Hmmm... I plan to get more endorsement deals and more sponsors. With that, I will become richer, spend more. The more I earn, the more I spend and eventually it’s helping the economy. So, when the economy takes a lift, so will the golf industry.
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