Rugby humour?

Question

Not a question but I thought I'd share this joke I got sent today:

Three rugby fans were out for a ride when they discovered a nude female, (possibly an England fan), passed out drunk.

Out of respect, the Wallaby fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.

The Springboks fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.

The All Blacks fan took off his cap and placed it over her genitals.

The police officer arrived. First he lifted up the Wallabies cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Springboks cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the All Blacks cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.

The All Blacks fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you bro, a pervert?"

"No" said the cop. "It's just that normally when you look under an All Blacks cap, you find an a$$hole".

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHA good joke.

Like all aussie/NZ jokes, they can easily be reversed.

I think that is the case because you aussies aren't actually bright enough to come up with your own jokes. So you just take our ones and put in kiwi instead of aussie.

Try this on for size:

An Australian family arrives in New Zealand.

After the son's first day at school the father asks:

"OK son what happened at school today?"

"I topped the class at Math's today".

"Well son thats because your an Australian"

Second day at school and the father asks:

"what happened at school today?"

"I topped class in English"

"Well son thats because your an Australian".

Third day at school and the father asks:

"What happened at school today?"

"We played mini Rugby and after the game we were in the shower's and I noticed that I had a bigger wasser than all the other boys"

"Is that because I am an Australian Dad?".

"No son" the father relied "that's because you're 27".

Answer 2

LMAO..........you is going to get slaughtered by the AB's fans on here:))

Answer 3

That's strange

I thought that the biggest joke was Australia scoring against New Zealand in the semi final.

Answer 4

Bahahahahaha!! Bro thats some funny s***!!

Answer 5

Hehe... AB supporters dont take it seriously, it applies to anybody. This guy just heard it from an australian.

Answer 6

good one aussie. i like how u changed the joke to suit the aussies. As far as sport goes, the 2 teams i despise are the english and the aussies for 2 different reasons.

English: because they cant seem to stop moaning and being little b*****s about things when they are c**p.

Aussies: because you are so good at most things u do in sport and you have a never die attitude which has caught us kiwis out alot of times.

so all i have to say is kick those pommie b******s bottoms.