Rules for exotic dancers?

Question

I'm starting an adult cleaning service (s**y maids) and I need to come up with a list of rules for the maids and the clients. Please give me some legitimate suggestions I may have left out (nothing silly please).

Answer 1

termination for

failure of employee to preform his/her duties

consumption of alcoholic beverages while at work

unethical business conduct

illegal use or possesion of drugs

Answer 2

Tell them only to accept cash for non-cleaning services.

Btw, sounds like a great business...a hooker service disguised as a cleaning service. Very clever;-)

Hey, do the girls do windows? lol

Answer 3

Please think about this kind of business. I am not going to tell you what you can and cannot do, but there is so much more you can do in your life and impress upon other people in their lives.

Answer 4

Most obvious RULE to consider:  

How much can the clients TOUCH the maids?

Answer 5

i think it would be necessary (for the protection of the maids) to have a male security guard there at all times to make sure nothing bad happens to them...

maybe a rule about how far away the client must be (ie a "no touching" rule is fine, but maybe they'll stick their face/hands like an inch away from the girl)

Answer 6

Uhm... no s*x I guess. Seems like a pretty big one. Also, and more importantly, if these are maids, why isn't this an exotic cleaning service as opposed to a dance service one? Are they going to be cleaning *and* dancing while doing all this? Anyways, if this is a serious albeit bizarre question, I did say the no s*x rule to be serious too - not funny, otherwise this is not a "exotic (whatever insert here) service" but instead just a cover up prostitution service. Cheers!

Answer 7

not sure but i know that strippers in clubs, the rules are that the clients cant touch them or they get kicked out. i saw a true life-type of episode somewhere once and the guy started trying to touch her and stuff and he got kicked out because its sexual harassment, which i think you should expect when you do that for money..what do you do exactly? and i know s*x isnt allowed. then it turns into prostitution. but i think what youre doing is already a type of prostitution

i dont really think youre serious but whatever

Answer 8

what is an adult cleaning service.  are they like strippers who clean the house?

Answer 9

what a great idea!!!!

I would think the same rules apply, that the strip clubs in your state have, would apply.

hopfuly you can train your maids how to react to all situations that could put them in harms way, and supply them with pepper spray key chains.

good luck with your venture and kudos to a great service

Answer 10

No touching

Answer 11

All Clothing Must Be Cleaned and Looking Decent. No Looking Like a Slob.

Answer 12

No contact between the client and the maid. Except lap dances.

Answer 13

r u kiding me?

Answer 14

No touching.  Probably want to have something to make sure they aren't crowding their space, i.e. must be at least 5 feet away at all times.  I suppose you have to decide if you want to restrict the client's behavior, i.e. would you be okay with them being naked and/or masturbating while the service was being provided?

Legally, you may want to consider putting something in that says windows must have blinds or curtains and they must be closed or you could run the risk of an indecent exposure charge.

Answer 15

I think there are some great suggestions! I like the idea about not letting the clients walk them to their car, etc... Additionally, I think that they should only be able to make the housecalls in a company vehicle-- that way the client will not see their personal vehicle. I also think they should use faux names like-- "Kelly, Kandy, Kassi, Mercedes", etc... Don't use their real names. I also like the idea of the male bodyguard-- thats a must! ... If you can't do the bodyguard or maybe even in addition to the body guard make it mandatory that your employees take 2 self defense classes a year or every 6 months, etc..  

:) Good luck, sounds interesting!

Answer 16

Think long and hard about this.  You may know this is legitimate, but the authorities are going to assume you're fronting a prostitution service.  You are going to be under a microscope for everything you do.  

Even if your intentions are good, if one of your girls breaks the rules and crosses the line, you will be held responsible.   Even if you 'strongly discourage' that type of activity, you will still go to jail.  

Think about it, if a girl is tempted by money so much that she's willing to take off her clothes and clean somebody's home, chances are she's willing to go a little further to make more money.  It's unlikely she will turn down any offer the client comes up with on his own.  I couldn't trust this type of person to keep me out of jail.  It's so not worth it.

Answer 17

1.no thouching

2.no grabbing

3.no dateing clients

4.no after hour cleaning

5.BE s**y

Answer 18

no hanky panky with the clientele. oh yeah, and they have to do a decent job of cleaning the place up.

Answer 19

No s*x

No touching

Maids can not perform sexually explicit acts while client watches (ex: masturbating)

Answer 20

For the Cleaners:

* Never, ever give out your telephone number to someone, Better yet, get a pager or a free email account.

*Never give out your real birth date. Always give your exact age.

* Don't let any customers see you get into your car or walk you home.

* Learn how to make a telephone call without sending your caller-ID information.

Clients.

*Look but don't touch

*Don't try to get a date

*Be respectful

Sorry couldn't think of many more.. I'm sure you'll have enough though hun.

Good luck

Answer 21

if there are any complaints, they have to pay something or other... I don't know. just have a concequence for them.

(pick me 4 best answer!)

Answer 22

well for starters make sure the girls are not alone in the house w/o some kind of body guard.