Russian Bride offer... what to do?

Question

I got me an email that says...

"Greetings!

I hope you don't mind me writing you. Somehow I have found your email on the web-site [Web site name] and decided to email you a line. And I hope I didn't bother you with my email. Some more about me: My name is Aleksandra. I live in Russia. And I am 26 years old. I am young and modern lady. They say that I have a attractive figure and sharming appearance. The reason why I am emailing to you is that I am looking for a man and a lifetime partner. I am loving, caring, devoted, responsible woman. I would like my man to be responsible, loving and caring as well. I want him to decided to me in any problem and from my hand I would do the same. If you are interested please respond me back. I would be very flatterred. I will reply to you as soon as I can. Please answer me back at: [email address]

I am attaching my photo with this write and hope you will like it. Lookng forward to your reply.

Aleksandra."

And she's a stunner! Is it a sin to want to keep her in my woodshed?

Answer 1

(((ICY)))...Please forgive me,I had not intended for my little prank to be carried out,to this extent...(I don't even speak the Russian language)...Thank you for the kind words about my physical appearance,however...I think you will make a fine catch,for some fortunate Russian girl in the future,no doubt...lol

She may be the one...Who knows?...I love the name "Aleksandra",too!!.....I participated in a  joint American/Dutch mission trip years ago to "Lithuania" and was surprised to see so many beautiful blond,blue eye girls!??(I thought they all hung out in Sweden,Germany and California)...lol  Just don't overwhelm her with your charm,buddy...

Answer 2

I think she may be related to that Nigerian Prince who's trying to get his two million dollars out of Africa by depositing it into your bank account.

Answer 3

Lol ive had the exact same email and photos.

The more you reply the more naughty the pics get.

I love these russian bride scams, shes my 3rd one

Answer 4

Discuss the matter with your wife and come up with a decision. Afterall this must be a family decision. lol

Answer 5

"They say that I have a attractive figure and sharming appearance."

She's sharming! What more could you want?

Answer 6

Not fair at all. =P  All I get are "Over 40 and alone??? You don't have to be. Sign up with ..."  And of course by now, I am so rich because I've won every national lottery known to man - Where are all the loving, caring, devoted, responsible, stunning, single men looking for me? lol

How's that woodshed tricked out?  =)

Answer 7

Go fof it. What can you lose? There`s always the divorce court, where you can give her everything.

Answer 8

I'm from Moscow and in Russia are plenty of loving, responsible, devoted and caring men that could have love relationships with Aleksandra. In truth, she just wants to find a stupid foreigner guy who doesn't have pretty lady in your side to then marry you and have citizenship. All women not depending on nationality who live very badly in their homeland do that. For example, I know a guy who married one Mexican girl, and now divorcing after she got her papers. Don't be so stupid and falling to her sweet words. She's not what you think, plus Russian women are pretty rude and have very hard attitude.

By the way, if she's gonna to marry you, it's not gonna to be her first marriage cuz we (Russians marry) at average at 16-21 years old.

Answer 9

Could you send me a link with her photo? Hey I'm atheist, single, and have no morals either so if she's hot...h**l why not?

Answer 10

computer troubles galore.

This is actually a very nice one. She wants to marry you. I should insert the one I got.

It is pretty much telling me I need a big phat dyck. Who knew they knew. I am being designated as a w***e and maybe rightfully so, but d**n how did my computer know that shizz right there.

Answer 11

Did you also get one about adding two inches?

Answer 12

well if u mary her its not a sin if u do make love before u get married though it is a sin if shes hot ask to meet her and get to know her than decide if u like her and want to marry

Answer 13

WWWJD?

(What would Warren Jeffs do?)

Answer 14

I think keeping her in the woodshed would be wrong, but the basement would be okay, as long as she keeps it clean.