SHOULD we be accounting our GIDDAWNS.....?

Question

Heard on the Passage East car ferry.. HOMER was seen AND HEARD downing a few jars the MATTY BURNS in Ballyhack, Madge got a hair do at THE BLUE TONGUE SALON in Campile She said the company were chasing a nice property locally,

Montgomary is coming again this year to IDA sponsored POOKA'S BALL in Mullinavat. Whats more he is going dressed as Montgomert Burms,, Tjhe last three years he won first prize wearing the same outfit (heck, this is Ireland, stupid) Now tell me do you smell the seaweed ,, Gteat Island Power Station ,,, Please tell me ( gently please ) if I am rawmaeshin?

Answer 1

Yes, my poor son, you are rawmaeshin.

Answer 2

Can I have what you are smoking?

Answer 3

huh

Answer 4

you are one cool dude you rock man

Answer 5

wtf?

what are you on? I want some!

Answer 6

No, there's a wind that comes up the river that can distort your hearing. Don't worry about it.