Moses and Jesus are playing golf. Moses selects a five iron and tees off. His ball lands in the lake.
It's Jesus' turn. "Tiger Woods would use this", he says, grabbing a five iron."But my shot just ended up in the lake!" Moses protests. "You should use a four iron."
"Nope. Tiger would use a five." replies Jesus.
So Jesus swings hard - and hits the ball into the lake. He's walking on the water looking for his golf-ball when another golfer comes along and sees him.
"Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?!" The man asks.
"No, Moses explains.
"He is Jesus. He THINKS he's Tiger Woods."
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