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SO IN NEW YORK A DRUNK MAN DRIVES TO DUNKIN DONUTS GETS A DOZEN AND WALKS TO HIS CAR AS HE DRIVES A SIREN STARTS FROM A MILE AWAY AND CALLS OUT' blue car honda stop' so the knows he is drunk and the car is someone elses so he un buckles opens his car door and shifts to the passenger seat when the inspector comesthe inspector he asks what the h**l!? wheres the driver? "The guy says oh he ran" "the cop says so u were'nt driving"? the guy says "hey i am messed up and all drunk does it look like i can drive"! "thecop says well ok why'd the guy run"? and then the driver guy says "he forget something at the donut shop i'll wait here" says the actual driver the cops says "ok well we'll meet'em there ok bye" then the driver relieved says i got my donuts i got the keys OH **** WHERE IS MY WALLET d**n I LEFT IT AT THE DONUT SHOP!!!!!!

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Funny! 100!
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It could be funnier if you'd phrase the whole thing properly =)
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hilarious
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lmao! loved it!
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haha very ironic lol
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lol
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oh the irony XD
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It bled irony
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