SURVEY - How should I ask him to Move ?

Question

There's a funny little man stood outside my window and he's putting me of my Y/A, he's been there about 30mins.

Do I have any legal right to go and ask him to fook off or should I approach it in a different way ?

Answer 1

Stick the head in him mate or use your stella can to scare him off!

Answer 2

Just go take him by the hand and walk him to another location.  When you get there, look him directly in the eye and in a firm voice and with a hand motion, say, "STAY!" and then walk back inside.

Answer 3

He might be little but their the dangerous sort...he might just end up punching your face in if you speak to him in that manner...I know I would.!!

Answer 4

Can I just ask, do you live on the ground floor? That would have an affect on my answer

Answer 5

take your kit off, put a silk gown on, go out to him and as you ask him if there is anything you can help him with, let the robe fall open hey presto he either fvck's off straight away or he comes in to *help you out*

Answer 6

a bucket of cold water might do the trick

Answer 7

Ask him if he thinks you are pretty .. and if your friends are pretty ...!!   Join him in the fun of Yahoo..... then if he still doesn`t move ..VIOLATE HIM  ..!!   lmao    x*x

Answer 8

If he isn't gone by the next half hour, then ask him politely if he can move.

Answer 9

call your neighbors for help.. no the police. too much extreme...

Answer 10

Get out there and kick his funny little @$$, and tell him i told you to do it...........he's one of my trolls.......lol

Answer 11

that's kinda scary, be careful whatever it is that you decide to do.

Answer 12

Just go and stand next to him, maybe more people will join you.