SURVEY: How would you define, "wifely duties"?

Question

SURVEY: How would you define, "wifely duties"?

Answer 1

me being the king and doing nothing but what I want to do and her doing every thing,AND I MEAN EVERY THING, EVERYTHING...........oh yea I'm divorced, I don't understand it

Answer 2

I'm not sure. That is why no one wants to marry me. I'm guessing it has something to do with cooking, cleaning or sexing. I'm currently against all those things.

Answer 3

Didn't know there was such a thing ,I always was taught (by a wife) that it was definded as"shared duties" ......or it didn't get done !

Answer 4

bringing in at least 1k a week

baking lasagna

and blowjobs

Answer 5

Mastering the art of bringing the beer !  You have to have it chilled just right and you can't spill any on me no matter how much you feel inclined to do so !

Answer 6

Being able to tolerate listening to him breathe, watching him eat and brush his teeth.

Answer 7

i pretty much describe them as bullsh*t

Answer 8

"get me a beer bizzoch"

Answer 9

our duties...lol

if we were living in the old dayyss

then probably

cooking..doing the laundry,dishes,sweeping vacuuming.

and makings sure he has everything he needs always cuz men dont know how to care or remember to do things on their own.

and thats sad.

Answer 10

Is not killing him why he sleeps a duty? Or just being kind?

Answer 11

Whatever the h**l I want to do.

Answer 12

whatever SHE wants to do

Answer 13

A wife or a mother is the foundation of the family. They got to be strong.

There is a saying: When a wife/mother is happy, everyone else in the family will be happy

Answer 14

umm...not killing his f-ing *** when he annoys me...

Answer 15

i dont.....but i am worried about that...till death you do part...bit.......seamanab x

Answer 16

Dressing the kill he bring home fer dinner.

Keepin the trailer clean and the waterbed filled

Wakin his drunk butt up when the boss honks

Keepin sure the still dont get taken

Picken him up at the roadhouse

Keepin hes horny sister cousin away from the trailer

Answer 17

that would all be explained in Paragraph 26, line 3, and

sub paragraph 26B, of the contractual agreement you signed...

and i would be remiss not to point out,there was no renegotiation

clause.... so where is my supper  dammit

Answer 18

OMG, how did you make your avatar naked lol! I wanna do that. There's no such thing as "wifley duties". Husbands should do the same "duties" as their wives.

Answer 19

"Shut up, beotch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

Answer 20

loving, caring and sharing ...and giving sufficient space to breath.