SURVEY: If you were trapped inside of an old refrigerator, how would you escape?

Question

This is something I think about a lot, but I still have no concrete plan.

I bet one of you is smart enough to help me....but I only bet $1.00. Now if there's a fire, I know exactly what to do.

Answer 1

I live in the hellish humidity of Houston...

Why would I want to escape?

Answer 2

I wonder if you put something thin just under the seal and twist if it would unseal?

I would be fuckedtoo.

I know what to do with dirty needles and hoe probs thanks to a special first aid course I took. Sooo, if you need to know about needles or drug induced comas...just holla.

Answer 3

Riverdancing.  I've done it before, I can do it again.  I am the Lord of the Dance.  You should see my calves.  Calves of STEEL.

Answer 4

I think you have to knock 3 times on the dairy drawer and whisper some super secret password.

Answer 5

Call on Chuck Norris...

Answer 6

Hopefully, the door isn't padlocked, and i'll open it

Answer 7

I would just stay there and chill.

Answer 8

Thank God most of those old fridges are gone now. If, by some amazing chance, I did get stuck in one, I would just do my best to try to force it open with all my strength, and knock on the inside of it if I thought anyone else was around.

I think the best thing to do is just make sure that none of those old fridges are left sitting around, and if there is one, take the doors off it.

Answer 9

You are pretty much dead in a few hours, but what i want to know is who is your Internet service provider and what wireless card are you using. I am impressed as h**l that you get a signal inside that old fridge. E-mail me quick before you pass out. ;-)

Answer 10

You need to go in your time machine back to the 80's and watch a show called MvGyver...he could do anything with a stick of gum and a rubber band..

If you cant find McGyver, try Inspector Gadget for ideas...(but be prepared to have to build yourself telescoping arms to add on to yourself, and such...it will take some doing...but hey, when the day comes you do get stuck in that refrigerator?  

-->well, you'll still have no way out, but you'll get to die knowing that your arms are really long!!

Answer 11

first, eat all of the turkey in the fridge.

then drink all of the soda.

then eat all the cheese.

then do three jumping jacks, spin around ten times, and count to 738.

then pull out your cell phone and call 867-5309

then ask jenny to open the door for you.

Answer 12

I would tell Eleanor, my Elephant, that the fridge is full of peanuts.

She opens the fridge about 14 times a day anyway looking for snacks

Answer 13

  Just lie there and do not panick..pretend like you are a vampire until help arrives...Yep our parents gave us a lot to freak out about hey..no wonder we are troubled adults...lol..

Answer 14

I'd tap out an S.O.S. with my highly manicured finger nail and then prepare to suffocate.  You'd know what to do if you were trapped in a fridge in a fire?  Sweet!