SURVEY:: Where's the best place to hide during a hurricane?

Question

Please, no serious answers.

Answer 1

At your mama's house.

Answer 2

Under a tree...lol!

Answer 3

inside a cave  

Answer 4

Peter Pan

Answer 5

in a g*y mans rumpus. (it's big enough)

or my hair.

not pubic, my head silly.

Answer 6

in a kangeroo pouch

Answer 7

Somewhere that's nowhere near a hurricane...

Answer 8

hugging a pole

Answer 9

up my ars, i hope that wasn't too serious for ya, can we make fun of the tsunami's now?

Answer 10

under water.

Answer 11

House boats are great, seeing they float and all!!!  

Answer 12

Just bend over and kiss your @$$ goodbye.

Answer 13

under your shadow

Answer 14

On the beach  

Answer 15

If you can't beat it, join it~~ go for a spin so -to-say hehe*

Answer 16

In Minnesota.

Answer 17

Lol... No serious answers.. OK

Go outside and hide under your house. Very Safe.

Answer 18

under my skirt.

you wont be bored. you'll find something to get into.

Answer 19

shelter

Answer 20

In the dog house

Answer 21

in a field under an umbrella

Answer 22

under Hot Blonde Chocolate's skirt, i've been there , and it was one h**l of a hiding place