Saddam Hussein, Radovan Karadzic both tried to hide behind big beards. Is Santa Claus a war criminal in hiding

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Saddam Hussein, Radovan Karadzic both tried to hide behind big beards. Is Santa Claus a war criminal in hiding

Answer 1

lol, I think your right.  Thats why he hides out in the North Pole, that icy stretch isn't under any specific country's control and he can do what he wants to those enslaved elves of his.

Answer 2

I highly doubt it. He seems too nice. He brings us gifts once a year... wait. only once a year? he's not that great of a guy. if you had a little more evidence rather than just speculation i might have to believe you.

Answer 3

And elfs are his helpers! lol!

I like your question!

Answer 4

I think he could well be, after all - why does he target children?  It's to impose his Dogma on their impressionable young minds!

And what person, after reaching adulthood, would admit to knowing Father Christmas?!  It's the perfect disguise!  Even if you really really wanted to bring him to account, who would believe you?!!!

Answer 5

accuse Santa of war crimes? NEVER! other crimes?

You may think that? I myself enjoyed it!

Answer 6

ya his bag of "toys" is really full of bombs

Answer 7

no, he could be charged w/ breaking and entering, trespassing