Salsa? help!!!?

Question

my wife now wants to take salsa dancing! i didnt think you needed to learn to dance to make salsa! what is with her? i thought you just bought the ingredients and chopped it up to make the salsa? now you have to dance to make it? how strange is that? wouldnt it be really messy getting the salsa all over your shoes and feet? Yuck!!

Answer 1

....wow

Answer 2

I think you're right. And the late Tito Puente was on your side: "Salsa is what you eat."

But to keep peace in the family, you should keep your mouth shut and learn to mambo. The vast majority of salsa dancers are just doing a half-baked mambo, anyway.