Santa's elves--toymakers to the world? Or slaves in a frozen h**l?

Question

Santa's elves--toymakers to the world? Or slaves in a frozen h**l?

Answer 1

I bet you watch Futurama.  

Slaves in a frozen h**l!!  Rebel!!  Power to the elf!

Answer 2

Santa Claus was invented for commercial purposes so that people will give more gifts during Christmas.

Answer 3

They could always try to create a "coalition of the little" with the under-pants gnomes and rebel against the establishment, leaving a wake of destruction three feet high.

Answer 4

no drugs, no crime, lifelong benefits, no racist, no wars, lot of toys, no government freeloaders, no intrenet, no t.v. no radio, no media, any more questions?

Answer 5

Slaves in a frozen h**l.

Those gristly little knuckles get all locked up with arthritus soldering nintendos and other gaming systems in such ice cold weather.