Help,
the titanic is going to be drowned! Everybody in the ship is shouting,crying,running or praying to god. Just then an Italian asks the nearby sardarji in the ship.
Italian: How far is the land, from here?
Sardarji: Two miles.
Italian: Only two miles? Then Why are those fools making noise. I have got the experiance of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask something again.
Italian: Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here?
Sardarji : Downwards.
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