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Satan Goes To Church

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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

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  1. lol i have heard it b4 but still funny..


  2. wat?!!! i don't get it???!!!!

  3. thats good

  4. awesome

  5. Uuuuummm... Yeah. Howsat? Satan's his brother in law, so his son is the devil's nephew, and...

    Weird.

  6. Ha ha ha and I know his brother aka my boss!

  7. Exquisite piece of humour, excellent joke, and very funny too...!

  8. It's still funny.

  9. lol

  10. lmao!

  11. tremendous..a thousand stars for u*********

  12. i dont get it  

  13. LOL!  That is cute Rev. btw, I divorced that SOB so I'm single now,..

    weeeeeeee!!  : )

    (((Rev.))) Nice to see the lighter side of ya! Aww heck, it's just nice to see you too.  : )

  14. very funny...

    i like it....

    ............

  15. lol


  16. Satan Said: "I guess I should be scared of you then."

  17. Good one! :)

  18. doggone good one hahahahahahahahahaha

  19. Lol not bad :)
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