Save the planet, use farts for energy!?

Question

The rising price of oil has made running a vehicle extremely difficult for alot of people. Not so with me. I figured out a way to use NATURAL gas. Every night I fill a giant couldron with black beans and ham. Then I sit there and gobble it up. Once I have reached compacity, I head out to my car and open the gas tank. Then I sit on there and FILL ER UP! The gas lasts for the whole day! Its amazing!

How do YOU help the environment with your butt?

Answer 1

Did you do the flame test with your farts? Because you should have in order to determine if your gas is actually combustible. Only 1 in 4 people can light their farts up.

If you try, use a BBQ igniter as it will save you from getting burned. Make sure you squeeze extra hard so no flame goes up your butt and burns your large intestine.  Good luck!

Answer 2

You are speaking of something that is already taking place.  Cow flatulance, methane, is being collected and used as energy.  I saw it on "Dirty Jobs" program.  We need every Cow/Dairy farm to do this to really make a dent!!

Answer 3

wow i dont even know what to say to that, but actually farting does not produce natural gas, it produces the green house gas, methane. cows f**t and burp all the time and they are a contributor to global warming because of all the harmful methane they release into the atmosphere.

but to answer your other question, i help the environment with my butt by sitting on it at home instead of driving around in a hummer.