Say something that makes me laugh and receive my undying love... and 10 pts!

Question

Just say something smart, insulting, stupid, random etc (remember it must be funny) and get my undying love that will last forever and ever which I know is the real reason you will answer and not the 10 POINTS. Undying love................. you know you want it

Answer 1

Guy goes to the doctor and gets ready for his physical, the nurse isn't quite out of the room before he dropped his drawers, the nurse bursts out laughing becuase his equipment is about the size of her pinky finger. She tries to stiffle the laugh but doesn't quite manage and the guy says "Don't laugh it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"

My karma ran over your dogma.

Little boy and little girl sitting together naked.(don't ask why) and then the little boy asks the little girl whats that. she says she doesn't know, she in return asks the little boy whats that, he says he doesn't know either. They ask their parents. The boys father told him it was his limo, and that he should try to park in all girls garages. The girls mom told her it was her garage and that she should NEVER let anyone park their limos in it. When the little girl came home from shool the next day, she had blood on her, her mom asks what happened and she said Some guy tried to park his limo in my garage so i popped his two front tires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

How are a blonde and a turtle the same?

When their on their backs their screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Did you hear about the Dyslexic devil-worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

Depends how thin you slice them.

If you are a guy, some of theese won't be very funny :-p

Answer 2

your mom screamed that all night long, lol

Answer 3

It was Halloween night and my 5 year old nephew and I were doing a check of his trick or treat candy.  After we were done I led him to the window and said

Tonight all the witches in the world are going to ride their broomsticks around the moon.

he replied

Are they going to ride their dust pans too?

Answer 4

read this slowly:

achoogalabooga-indatootoo-eatpoopoo-PE...

Answer 5

Are you a guy or a girl?

Because if your a guy, I don't want undying love

either

Titty monster

that's hawt

or

You act so happy being tortured

ooo sounds like someones done this kind of thing before

Answer 6

Paris Hilton in intelligent =]

Or:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Answer 7

WHAT DID THE LEFT BOOB SAY TO THE RIGHT BOOB

IF WE DONT GET SUPPORT SOON PEOPLE WILL THINK WERE NUTS