Say the funniest sentance?

Question

im bored so say the most random s**t u can

Answer 1

how can my bank account be overdrawn, I still have checks left..  

Answer 2

the arsonist had oddly shaped feet.

Answer 3

"Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision."---Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --- Robin Williams

"We had g*y burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." --- Robin Williams

Answer 4

Holy crud a giant mango!!!

Answer 5

“Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a d**k.”----Dave Attell

Answer 6

why is big man so small