Scaring the kids (JOKE)?

Question

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' he says.

'I'm having a heart spasm,' cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing. his four-year-old son comes up and says, `Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!'

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

'You jerk,' yells the husband, 'my wife's having a heart spasm and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'

Answer 1

good one mate

Answer 2

hahahahahahaha that's a good one ,have a star

Answer 3

Nice, those brothers really trust each other.

P.S. for a second there i thought it was going to be the old joke of the husband telling the kid that there is no uncle named Ted.

Answer 4

A good 'un.

Answer 5

I get it but its not enugh to make me laugh!

Answer 6

nice one girl but i have heard this one before!!!

Answer 7

the best way  to enjoy a joke is to pasteurize the situation like a small movie and imagine uncle ted's face when dad opens the closet then u will get tummy cramp's like how i have now.......

great one keep them rolling.....

Answer 8

He's obviously a blonde male...lol

A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.

"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.

The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.

"A man and a woman making love in a boat."

He holds up the third picture.

"A man and a woman making love at the beach."

This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with s*x."

And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."

Answer 9

Good one mate!

Answer 10

I hope you're not claiming that one as your own, since I've heard it before