School fight when i go back

Question

when i go back to school in september a guy wants a fight with me because i knocked him off his bike. im working out for 3weeks then we go back to school what would be the best technique to beat him., im skinny hes taller and larger than me. im not sure if i can beat him because he is a boxer. what moves will end it quick.

Answer 1

run like h**l and if that dosent work nock his lights out and if that dont work kick him where the sun dont shine

Answer 2

Hit him in his liver.

Answer 3

Avoid the fight if possible. If not then just go balls out. Since he's a boxer, you might want to start using kicks. I've fought "boxers" before and they have problems defending kicks especially leg kicks.

Answer 4

This fight isn't going to happen or it already would have. He doesn't really want to fight and you shouldn't either. Just ignore him. You'll just get in trouble or one of you will get hurt. Anyway, I'm sure a real fight won't break out. You should become friends with him then join a mixed martial arts gym together and stop talking trash. If he really does bother you just keep your friends around you and ignore his silly threats.

Answer 5

First you gotta shriek like a woman, and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust.  Then it's time to kick some back!

And then when he's lying on the ground, kick him in the ribs, step on his neck, and run like h**l!

Answer 6

keep your hands near your face to block

flex your abs when he is punching

wait for his mistake such as taking his hands away from his face

you should fight in front of the mirror to practice

Answer 7

Pull out his ****!n eyeballs or something, grab his ears and rip them off. Catch him not looking and front thrust kick his back. Other wise it sounds like you're gonna have a hard time.

Go to www.fight-site.com it could help you.

Answer 8

wtf is with ppl saying not to fight???

if hes a boxer use lots of kicks

Answer 9

Well, if you knocked him off his bike, and you're in the wrong - you should apologize.

If you still can't get out of it - and you can't avoid him - I agree with others that the best way to fight a boxer is to kick (or wrestle) him.

Answer 10

if you want to kill him, punch him as hard as you can in his throat. if you want to stun him, right hook to the jaw, left cross to the nose, right jab to the eye, and left uppercut to the gut. do that in a right fighting stance, fast and put some power into it. then front sweep him onto the floor (face him, grab his right wrist with your left hand and his left shoulder with your right hand, step past his right leg with your left leg and push him off balance with your hand that's on his shoulder and take your right leg and clip his legs by taking out his achilles tendon) and walk away. and be careful with the hand techniques in the beginning, if he's a boxer he may block some of them so make sure you practice with a punching bag to get really good and don't be afraid to take some hits, the worst thing you can do is him hit you once and you get scared and lock up, cause if he's a boxer, you're gonna get hit.

Answer 11

If you knocked him of his bike then don't you kind of got it coming?  BTW don't you watch and mimic the UFC?  every other kid your age does.  Use the "superkarate" ( death punch ) man.  It works great for grade schoolers.

You can also use television kung-fu for really cool moves as well and maybe even throw in some "Chuck Norris" lone wolf style southwestern texas marshall style karate too.  You shouldn't have knocked the dude off of his bike man ..... looking back do you have any regrets?  As far as the quickest move to end this up coming "all imporant boubt" I'd say the "apology technique" would work wonders.  If that technique don't work there's always the "Block his punches with your face technique".  I seen this technique in "Fight Club" when Brad Pit let's Lou ( the mob guy) best his face then he grabs Lou throws Lou to the ground and bleeds all over Lou yelling, "You don't know where I've been Lou!!"  That's always good technique to freak your attacker out with as you're bleeding all over their face from "top mount".  Then there's always the "dude get out of my face technique" where you tell the kid to go l**k monkey n*tts basically as you watch him do absolutely nothing, but turn walk away and run his mouth a little to never bother you again.  Afterall you did knock him off his bike and he obviously did nothing right?  This can also be called the "bully technique".   Then there's the "lipp sync" technique better know as the "milli vanilli technique" where you pretend to kick his a** but you have a friend do it instead because you're too scared to or too unskilled to.  Of course you could try a mix of all these techniques if worse comes to worse.  It all depends on your own creativity and chess playing abilities.  To use communication skills or to use brute force? .... that's always the big question isn't it?  

I perfer the "block his punches with your face technique" myself ... just to see where you stand as far as being able to take a a** whipping.  How will it effect me as a high schooler?  will the scars look cool?  will I be able to pull it off with class and say something really cool like "You don't know where I've been man!!" as I'm bleeding into his eyes from top mount?  How much ice will I need?  wonder how many stitches will close this other cut?  Will it hurt badly or just a little?  will the other kids call me a wuss later for it?  should I care what the other kids think?  should I blow bloody kisses to the other kids I want to fight as the principles pulling me off of the kid?  

The answers to the questions are simple .... only you can decide ..... I would go for the "Block his punches with your face technique" though just for the fun of it.  Lumps go away, cuts heal, chicks dig scars, and you can really know that you're toughened up to life this way as well.  

Good luck!!

Answer 12

Fighting is not a good way to solve this. Talk to an adult about it.