Scottish football, where are all the 'Friday funnies' tonight ?

Question

When asked what her favourite instrument was in school, Michelle McManus replied instantly, "The bell".

"The bell ?"

"Aye, the dinner bell, are you feckin thick ?"

Dedicated to my wee pal Adele. x*x

Answer 1

i did try........but apparently racist jokes are not in this year

Answer 2

A Ranger fan walks into a bar.  What a klutz.

Answer 3

Who says yah,av just answered an eclipse,he asked how could he get rid of Blackheads and i told him aboot that new cream called ALL WHITE

HE'S BASICALLY GONNAE CHECK OOT BOOTS,N HE'S ASKED ME MY SOURCE

SO AV SAID BUBBLES

Answer 4

Ha very good