Scrunching on the couch?

Question

The wife and i have been staying at my parents house for the past week. We didnt want to do anything nasty while we were sleeping on my parents hide-a-bed in the living room.

Last night we just couldnt stand the wait any longer and we went straight hog wild and had the best s*x ever on the hide a bed.

the next morning we tried to put the hide-a-bed back into the couch only to find that we broke it.

so the question is how should we go about telling my parents about what happened, and should i have to buy them a new couch?

Answer 1

Just say you broke it and offer to buy a new one for them

Answer 2

you brake it you buy it no need to explain

Answer 3

I'd just act as if you don't know what is wrong with it. Chances are if you tell them they are gonna want a new couch and since you broke it you should have to buy a new one, but keep working with it, maybe you just bent something.

Answer 4

You dont have to tell them exactly what happened but yes you should atleast offer to buy them a new couch

Answer 5

tell them they just don't make things like they use to any more and maybe offer a few bucks for a new one....good luck

Answer 6

Honey....I can't believe you really asked this question.  You didn't even mention that the couch is 39 years old.

Besides your parents really wanted to know how it happen anyways and like we could contain ourselves with a half way decent lie.

Love ya  

Answer 7

Haha, I went through a similar situation like this before. I don't think you have to exactly tell them you were having s*x on the hide-a-bed, because that would just make things REALLY awkward and your parents wouldn't feel the same about that couch or you guys being on a couch again. I would plainly just say that when you woke up the next morning, you had a hard time getting the bed put away... say you put some force into it and that's when it broke. As for buying them a new couch, it depends how bad you broke it... I mean, if you really mangled it, I suppose... But talk it out with them and see what they think!

Answer 8

Just say you felt it break during the night while one of you was rolling over or something.

Answer 9

Your parents know married couples have s*x.  But why do you even feel the need to explain what happened.  Just tell them the bed appears to be broke and you're sorry if it was because of you.

Answer 10

Just tell them it's broken, leave out the why. You probably won't have to buy a new couch.