Searching for Mr. Right? Why not try ME?

Question

I live in Heidelberg, the world-famous "City of Romance," and while I don't have time for long romances, I do know how to treat a lady -- provided there is sufficient return on investment.

I am available for a DATE if you are a leggy, open-minded, and open-toed babe, but you have to come to me. No travel vouchers provided, but it will be worth it if you aren't a "hassliche Entlein!"

We can dine in the unforgettable gourmet castle restaurant "Schoenmehl's," then view the Neckar River below on the castle balcony as I nuzzle close, pick the last of the "Heidelberg Duck" from my teeth, and barf softly but firmly into your ear, "Ah komm, KÜSS MICH!" (Kiss me!)

From there, we can walk hand-in-hand across the Old Bridge as I clasp your buns and growl, "Ich WILL dich!" (I want you!)

From that point forward, it will truly be the paradise night of your life. Your tummy won't be the only thing that will be full by dawn, and you will thank yourself for the best decision you ever made.

Answer 1

Vielen danke, aber kein danke.  Ich bin ungefahr sechszehn Jahren alt viel du bist einer altere Mann.  Auch ich finde du nicht attractiv kein Offense aber ich habe einer hubscher Mann und er liebt mich.

Answer 2

Nein danke,  ich denke du muesstes mal bessere romantische buecher lesen, this just wouln't turn me on. Ich bleibe besser hier, wir haben better lovers hier,

Answer 3

Naja, ich glaube da muss noch jemand ein wenig lernen was eine Frau wirklich will...wenigstens hasst du mich zum lachen gebracht...danke sehr :)

Answer 4

Thank you for making me laugh today...you are so funny...but last i checked the most romantic city in the world was Paris...but your still funny

Answer 5

German man are selfish and schwanzgesteuert and they don't know how to treat a women (like u sad)