Secular signs of the apocaplyse?

Question

Purely in jest, of course. A Paris Hilton pregnancy? Another Rambo movie? The floor is yours!

Answer 1

I would have said "Pat Boone puts out a heavy metal album," but then I remembered this:

http://www.amazon.com/Metal-Mood-More-Mr...

Answer 2

another bush in the white house...

jeb for vice president?

Answer 3

Secular Apocaplyse

http://www.landscapemodelling.net/blog/2...

It's a comparison of the state of a Chilean glacier in 1928 with 2004. The glacier is retreating by 14 metres per year, attributed by scientists to a warming of the global climate. At that rate of retreat the it could be gone in 25 years.

Answer 4

A New Kids on the Block reunion tour?

The New York Times AudioBook Review?

Rational commentary from Anatol?

Answer 5

People willing to hand over their infants and children to unknown teenagers to care for in an attempt to educate and entertain via reality TV...The Baby Borrowers...

Answer 6

James Frey & Oprah kiss and make up.  They have a love child who is destined to be the next messiah, but loses out due to lack of willpower, pathelogical lying, and obesity.  The people have no choice but to fashion a gold statue of Sophie (Oprah's deceased dog).

God brings his wrath down on the world for worshipping false idols.

The end.

Answer 7

Gentle lady, haven't you heard?  I've been elected Pope of GWS, and I've just appointed you Grand Inquisitor... Let the fireworks begin!

Answer 8

I saw a monkey dealing playing cards.

Answer 9

the end is nowhere near, we will never escape this h**l

Answer 10

A "Wizard of Oz" remake.

A Led Zeppelin Reunion (with John Bonham)

Micheal Jackson gives birth

The Rolling Stones actually retire...

Answer 11

Obama fits the description of the anti-Christ.

Answer 12

Paris Hilton is pregnant? The world really is coming to an end!

Answer 13

Mike T. dates ( and marries) an overweight woman

Guns Fanatic becomes a pacifist

Ryde on wants children.

They all become feminists.

I stop picking on all of them....

yep that would be a definate sign of the apocolypse!

Answer 14

people lost love and respect towards each other, they have become selfish, lovers of luxury, proud, searching for satisfaction and entertainment

Answer 15

An MTV reality show about teenagers who do stuff. They actually have one of these now (The Paper), and even though I enjoy the show very much, it makes me fear for all humanity.

Answer 16

Jonmcn49 and Object of Ire get it on!

Answer 17

Jon and me Agreed three times in a Row AHHHHHHHHHHH

The French and Germans are working together! For the first time in history.