s***n and saliva are found in an item of clothing. How can i detect the age of this fluids? Thank you.?

Question

s***n and saliva are found in an item of clothing. How can i detect the age of this fluids? Thank you.?

Answer 1

eurgghh,yuck! you finally made it to the bottom of your laundry bin then?!!!!  cmon golda tell me more, im intrigued, whats the story behind your question!?................And dont any other answerers tell me its none of my business, because i know you is all wondering the same, and those who say they are not "then d**n you to h**l cause you is just lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"."

Answer 2

You can't.   There's no test for age on fluids, wet or dry.