Send me sum good looking one liners tat can b printed in our mechanical engineering t-shirt. . .?

Question

it should also degrade computer science and information technology depatment

Answer 1

Some thoughts - a few may not be PG, however . . .

- Can't "hack" it?  Mech E's manage stress and strain everyday.

- Real Engineers don't do "languages"

- Mech E - When Comp Sci needs a reality check.

- Mech E's are nuts about s******g . . .

- Mech E's : We do "IT" for REAL

- Mech E Girls love doing mechanics . . .

- Even PC's are called "Machines" . . .

Have fun!

Answer 2

I Be MechE

Brooklyn Bridge was designed with a Slide Rule

We make the Machines that make Computers

Look! The Vista of Computers thrown out of Windows

Answer 3

"I can has gud spelin"

Answer 4

If mechanical engineering were easy, then IT techs/computer scientists could do it.  OR  If mechanical engineering were easy, it would be called IT/computer science... that's all I got.