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Question

Me and my girlfriend are like rabbits when it comes to s*x. I work early A.M. shift and she work in the afternoon but when we are home it is on. I mean on top of the coffee table, couch the lazy boy, the kitchen table, the island in the kitchen, EVERYWHERE. The bedroom has handcuff, ice feathers and thing of that nature. I usually work out for four hours a day (boxing) and I am sorer having s*x with her then the actual work out.

After we are “done” something is usually broken. We’ve already broken 2 coffee tables and this one is cracked. The kitchen table is uneven from one side. The bedroom where the headboard is at the sheetrock behind it is cracked (thank you). I love it because I’m getting love but the damages are high. I also get hurt. For example I pulled a shoulder muscle and a hamstring, and I’m in tip top shape. What should I do? I have an extra bedroom should I use that as our “fun room” but we usually don’t wait that long.

Answer 1

only get furniture out of the garbage.just sanitize it first.keep pounding away. my futon was the best my dumb-*** friends couldn't realize why it was broken more ever time they came over when all i did was work and see my g/f at the time now my wife,for few hours after working all day  lol

Answer 2

well it sounds like you are having fun, and that you need more stable furniture...the extra bedroom sounds like a great place, but i'd also just try and get some fairly indestructable places for you to have s*x...have fun and be safe

Answer 3

The best solution to this would to do perform the "painter" method of having s*x. Have your girlfriend make love to you on all fours, much like a dog (doggy style). When you are about to climax it is then that you take an open paint can and place it on her back. Proceed to ejactulate into her (or hte paint can) and walk away happy. She'll be unable to move so nothing will get broken. Cheers!

Answer 4

have s*x outside, you wont break anything