Serious question, when do yot think Jesus will come back into town?

Question

Serious question, when do yot think Jesus will come back into town?

Answer 1

when he comes back into town!

Answer 2

hopefully while im alive so I can punch him in the face!

Answer 3

Soon I hope.  My grass needs mowing.

Answer 4

Once he gets past customs.  

Answer 5

When the probation of humanity has closed.  When each has fully decided to accept Christ and Lord or the devil  and either character has been fully developed in each individual.

Answer 6

He has a meeting on monday

Answer 7

When this universe ends and restarts under Identical circumstances to what it was the first time and earth is formed again and everyone is born again the exact same way it happened this time. you've got a long time to wait.

Answer 8

When the Lord does come into town, there will be a fanfare that comes before to announce his arrival. I pray for yesterday but I think within my life time and I'm 54. That means very, very soon. Keep an eye to the sky and his love in your heart. God bless!

Answer 9

Tomorrow

Answer 10

he would come back to his own town right?

and if he did , i bet no one would believe its him, he would probaly be killed again HAHAHAHA. or put in a mental home.

Answer 11

As soon as we build speakers large enough to trumpet "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzie up to Heaven. That's his cue.

Answer 12

No one is coming back: least of all the messenger Jesus..  God never left.

Answer 13

when trains and buses run on time

Answer 14

He'll be here for the next county fair.  He'll be the one riding the bull

Answer 15

After he's done making his list and checking it twice so he can find out who's naughty and nice.

Answer 16

Sorry to tell you this but, probably never..... since the story of Jesus was directly taken from other mythical figures long before the said time of Jesus.  If you do the historical research you will find this to be true.  It is not easy research to do because of the fact that most of the information that this comes from is hard to find in English.  This is because of the Catholic church all those years ago, murdered people and burned thousands of books with any kind of historical content explaining how the story of Jesus came to be.  To give you a little head start, you can begin by finding the true historical accounts of

Emperor Constantine of the 4th century.  It was he that ordered that people from the surrounding lands bring forth their most sacred religious writings that explained their particular gods and god men alike.

He ordered that from these various writings they needed to come up with one God and one Messiah.  He believed that in order to better control his people they needed to have only one God and one Messiah.

As a matter of fact, some of the first Christians didn't even believe in the story of Jesus because they were there and knew how the story came to be.  Like I said, we can thank the Catholic church for destroying most of the information that was written in english.

Answer 17

He won't.  He's been dead two thousand years.  

Answer 18

I hope it's soon because I want the hedgeclippers he stole from me back.

Answer 19

I didn't know He left.

Answer 20

As soon as Billy Goats Gruff get over the bridge again.

Answer 21

Jesus who?

Answer 22

rapture or second coming??

Id say this generation will see Him.

Answer 23

i dont know my grass is getting long though

Answer 24

When He does.

Answer 25

No one knows, not even God himself.

If you really are serious, I am happy you want to learn.

If you are joking and poking fun, shame on you.

And all of you jerks on here, stop making fun of Christians.

I'd like to see your face when he comes back and he looks you straight in the eye and says, "I never knew you" and does not let you through the gates of heaven.