Seriously 4 countries combine to beat 1, are you all cowards?

Question

It has long been suspected that the English are an inferrior lot, full of gluttony and sloth, strengthened by the determined Scots, Wesh and those little Irish people.....lbut why does it take 4 UK countries to compete well at Olympic level against us Aussies?

Answer 1

We will just have to try harder next time and credit were credits due.

Answer 2

not really, they only did it to annoy you and make your life miserable

Answer 3

aaah shallap

you guys spend all your money on sports...but that will soon change

we still got more medals than you so where are you going with this!

Answer 4

You are the 5th.

We sent you lot to this far away Asian Country many years ago.

It is a pity your Queen and ours does not count all the medals together.

We will send Her there soon to give you lot a pat on the back.

As shey says far too many times, you are common full of wealth, Hey, Hey.

Answer 5

Nevermind. Fosters tastes like p**s.

Answer 6

even before i opened this question i thought this guys must be from Australia. why do you people seem so jealous of everyone?

what are you so insecure about?

Honestly!!!

Answer 7

LOL!

We give you a language, you give us Crocodile Dundee.

We offer you culture, and you pay us back with Kylie Minogue.

...Okay, so that whole bum-munching the gold hot pants thing was admittedly quite intriguing, and I suppose she is quite fit, but really - you call that music?

We teach you about personal hygiene and throw cricket matches in the hope that by letting you win you will develop in to a bigger, stronger nation. And what do you give us?

Yep.

Gnats pi$$ instead of proper beer and wine so weak it makes a drunk man sober!

Face it, Brooce, You'd love to be British.

And I right, or am I right? :o)

Answer 8

I'm British by decent, and i'm definitely full of gluttony and sloth! i mean, i only way 80 pounds and i'm 5' something... total gluttony! honestly, just because their athletes suck doesn't mean you have to make a generally bias comment such as this.  and now, I smite ye back to the fall abyss from whence ye came, for mine wrath is not one that is easily abated! It shall rain down upon you, like a rain of flaming brimstone showering down from mount Vesuvius!

(edit) oh oh ohhhh! she slept with muslims.  because we all know muslims are filthy and desever no human contact (i'm being sarcastic, in case you didn't get that)

Your a bloody bias person! honestly, youd think you'd have a certain standard here....

Answer 9

HA! Sore loser.

Answer 10

I remind you that Australia was founded by britain's rejects.

Answer 11

Please ... just accept that we got more gold medals than Australia did.

Also, remember that your country was built on and by our rejects so think on!

Answer 12

wow  way to hate on your own ancestry, seriously  unless you are an aborigine , then you might be a bit slow , that may be why they shipped your family there

Answer 13

Because together we are Great Britain, unlucky loser roll on 2012!!!!

Answer 14

we compete as one nation because we all are british, Wales / Scotland / Northern Ireland  are principalities