Seven freight trains are heading west at 95 miles per hour...?

Question

...and a woman on train #1 is pregnant, while her husband is on train #2 working as a waiter for the Coast Guard, while his sister is seventeen years old and driving train #3, while her boyfriend is disguised as a hobo riding along on train #4, who named train #5 Circus de Yahoo, and on Circus de Yahoo there is the pregnant woman's sister, who is friends with a man who breeds ducks on train #6, and the duck breeder knows the doughnut addict on train #7. So on which train would you put diesel fuel, a man in a cow suit, a faithful taxpayer, the manager of a cell phone company, a carburetor salesman, and a rock musician, and which train would you name Rocky? And why?

Answer 1

Is this a trick question?  I would put none of those people on any of the trains becasue freight trains do not carry passengers.  You would put diesel on all trains as they run on diesel.  Don't know the answer to which one would be named Rocky.

Answer 2

I'd get another engineer for train #2. Seventeen-year-old girls (or boys) shouldn't be locomotive engineers.

Answer 3

Telephone poles, because motorcycles don't have doors.

They'd all be "rocky" since traveling at 95 MPH they'd soon be in the ditch, where it is unlikely to find ice cream.

God save the Sumatatropicanterpillar!

Addendum:  I almost forgot to say fnorb.

Answer 4

Beg pardon, I've known some fine ones.  Heck, I know 17 year olds who were training adults how to run a locomotive.