Severe stomache ache from eating grass???

Question

last night, me and my friends were hanging out at the park, and they dared me to eat a blade of grass, and so i did. this morning, i woke up at 5 o'clock, with a really severe throbbing pain in my stomach. i tried drinking water, painkillers and an ice pack, but nothing seems to be working.

wut can i do to make it go away??

Answer 1

God knows what might have been on the grass.  It might have nothing to do with it either.  Give yourself 24 hours and if its no better call the doctor.

Answer 2

Grass never really hurt anyone, however if there was some kind of insecticide or plant food, or even human substances(pee,pooh etc.) on the grass. I would be asking my doctor this question?

and, a really good bowel movement might encourage the pain to subside.

ummm  

It also might not have been the grass at all.  Grass is a natural laxative.  However ya gotta eat a lot of it.

Good Luck, hope your tummy feels better.

Answer 3

Call poison control, they'll give you free help that may be as simple as drinking a glass of milk. America's poison centers are open 24 hours a day, seven days a week to help you.  The Poison Help hotline [phone] serves as a key medical information resource and helps reduce costly emergency room visits.

Answer 4

IF it was only one piece of grass I think you're okay, you may be uncomfortable from the pesticides on the grass for the time being, soak in the tub, use a hot pack, and just relax.

If you start to puke, or poo uncontrollably seek help, also if there is signs of blood in your poo,pee, or puke, or if it remains this bad for more than 2 days.

Answer 5

Keep saying Mooo for two days and at the end of this time the pain should have gone.

Answer 6

There really isn't anything you can do, but I suggest going to see your doctor or going into the emergency room.

Grass is an un-natural substance in our bodies and it will be hard on your digestive so if you have a cramping bloaty feeling, yet painful, that's what that is. Depending on the kind of grass you ate, you may have ingested some pretty nasty pesticides that could have been on the grass, so I highly suggest you see a doctor or take ipecac

Feel better!

Answer 7

take the pain and learn a lesson not to eat grass

Answer 8

The grass you ate may have had a parasite on. I would see a DR. You never know something could've pooped there