s*x question - board games?

Question

My husband and I finally have a morning together alone. It is a last minute thing so i need help with s*x ideas!! I don't have time to go buy anything or the money. I have a few games laying around the house that I might be able to turn into a game but I need help. Skip-Bo, Monopoly, and Cranium Kids version. Please add specific details.

I also saw on the internet a Kinky Bingo. How do you play that? Please specific instructions never seen it before! Thanks for your help. Please only serious answers.

Answer 1

Cut the cards....high card tells the low card what to do...be specific...put a time limit on each task.

Answer 2

Twister!

Answer 3

You can turn any game into a "strip" version, even Candyland!

Although if I were your husband and I rarely had you alone, I probably wouldn't mind skipping the game and heading straight for lovins.

Answer 4

Use the dice and create a "what to do" if you roll this number type game.   Example roll "snake eyes" and you have to pet the snake for 2 minutes- if he rolls "snake eyes" the snake gets to slink between the mountains for 2 minutes.  Use a kitchen timer if you've got one. Be creative and write it all out.  

Answer 5

Ok, ...take a large white board, paper or cardboard.

make 9 squares. Each one with a different position.

Stand, or lay, 8 feet away and throw a marker on it. (you each have a different color)...whichever square it lands on, you need to do. OR, use it in a "pin the tail on the donkey" sort of fashion.

They make a version of this game, with a dartboard gun. ..that you shoot at. its called "around the world in bed" and each square has a different countries position. You should see italy, lol