s*x toys . . . what's a good one?

Question

I was thinking about getting my GF a "going away" present because I leave Jul 5 for a 2 week trip? What's your favorite?

Answer 1

The silver bullet, small but definitely gets the job done.

Answer 2

Get her a box of chocolates and a check book if you wanna make her love ya.

Answer 3

A husband, but you can't have mine.

Answer 4

Oh come on.. Your such a perv! :)~

Answer 5

Barbie or Hot wheels

Answer 6

She probably already has a drawer full.  You might want to just give her a s*x shoppe certificate.

Answer 7

well, the classic of course is the rabbit...but if this is her first vibrator i'd get her something basic, maybe a few speeds, not much bigger than you are (if bigger at all)

oh, waterproof is a MUST. she can use it in the shower, plus it makes it eaiser for her to clean!

Answer 8

I really like the Sears  craftsman 2-cycle, 3.5 h.p.  vibrate and plunge roto-rooter 5000. It comes with alot of accessories like the stroke-n-pluck, the  peckerwrecker, and  the throbbn' thrillhammer.  It goes through alot of gas and I have burned out two of them already...BUT....I MEAN...WOW!

Answer 9

I hear the rabbit is a popular one.