Sexual Frustration by sign?

Question

Im tyring to practice self control by not masterbating. Today was my 2nd time in 3 weeks that I’ve slipped up. I don’t want to slowly fall back into habbit. School is about to start so I don’t know if I’ll have time for gym, and thoughts keep running through my mind. I know ill started to feel tempted again after a couple of days. This really sux. What would you do?

Whats your sun? im curious to know your mars sign also. Thanks guys

Answer 1

Start having s*x with fruits and vegetables, it will feel a lot less like masturbating when you have a big fat warm (leave it in the sun for a few hours) watermelon to come home to.  Get a watermelon big enough and you can latch onto it like a girls hips. Now grind away. Soon you'll be imagining all the girls you'd be doing it with and wont realized you're having s*x with a watermelon! Now that will seem a lot less like masturbation, wont it?

Well, I've given you a starter idea, there are many more fruits and vegetables to explore and conquer.

Gemini with Mars in Uranus