Sexual pleasure help for a young g*y teen?

Question

I am a sixteen year old guy, and handicapped with the lack of muscles in the arms, so I can't really use my hands well. I need to know, what are some ways that I (A g*y teen and natural receiver) can get some safe sexual pleasure, I can't by any….equipment, on the account that I am too young and all that jazz, masturbating just doesn’t do anything for me, I have tried some things, but nothing really works, like I tried using the wooden end of a plunger (yes, it's sad I know) and that does fine I guess, but I can't go fast enough to get the pleasure going. As I said, I am not good with my hands, so it has to be something that I can just sit on, or something like that. Please, I know this may sound silly and it probably is, but I need mature answers, if you aren’t going to give me one then just don’t answer. Give me some detail as to how I should tackle this situation, because getting laid is not an option right now. I need some creative minds, maybe someone who has possibly done this before, or knows that its garunteed safe? Thank you guys so much for taking the time to read this, you don’t know how much I appreciate all the help I can get. And btw, if it could be something discreet, something that wouldn’t attract mom's attention, that would be so nice.

Answer 1

find like one of those arm floaty things an put it between your matress and box spring blown up, the more blown up th tighter it will be, and then just move your hips an hump it, i ont know if u will be able to put the floaty there so  you could find some one online, not the safest but there might be a good one.....

Answer 2

I know that you said that you can't buy anything, but eventually, you should be able to.  There are d****s that have suction devices on the end so that you can attach them to the side of a desk or on the floor.  In this way, the movement would be controlled by your legs rather than your hands.  Since these are specifically designed for what you want, they would be the best way to go (rather than trying the wooden end of a plunger, which was never designed for that purpose).

Perhaps you should buy a secure metal box that you can lock and keep your private things in?  Or perhaps you can find a very secretive place for such personal things?

Answer 3

in all serious-ness:

a condom or small plastic bag covered, lubed banana, or those mini bananas.

also try lubing a small plastic bag on the inside put it between ur matress and box spring, and well put ur d**k in it and hump.

lol i know it sounds like im kidding but there good techniques.. lol.

Answer 4

cuecumber cut the sides off if there spiky and if its to wide