Shahid Afridi never dies
In an interview with Shahid Afridi, dressed in a black suit and clean shaven, he wiggled his brows and said, “The world is not enough.” He then looked intensely into the TV screen and said in a grave voice. “I will die another day, for my name is Shahid… Shahid Bond.”
Following the demise of Daniel Craig in the year 2025, Afridi who has outdone Shahrukh http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Khan-c71319 with his blockbuster movies, such as ‘Let’s scratch some balls’, ‘The curious case of Benjamin Afridi’, and ‘Shahid ki aye gi Baraat’ (Urdu for ‘Shahid’s wedding will come’), has agreed to do the next James Bond film. The director has agreed to change the name of the franchise which will now be known as Shahid Bond. According to reports, Shahid did not request for a stunt man and all stunts were done by himself.
He is all set to star besides actress Kirsten Stewart from the famous blockbuster vampire movie Twilight. Kirsten http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Stewart-c91370, following an infatuation with werewolves has recently admitted to having an infatuation with the Pakistani celebrity after finding out about his ball biting incident. “After watching the movie ‘Let’s scratch some balls’, I realized that Shahid scratches better than the werewolves. I am truly impressed,” an excited Kirsten explained.
Following his retirement from international cricket, Shahid got a series of endorsements from a shampoo company, after which he lost his hair due to increased contact with radiation. (Radiation from the meteorites he eats for lunch) and so lost the endorsements. But his career was not over for the world realized that no one, not even the Mighty Chuck Norris himself can take Afridi’s place.
For his new look in the Shahid Bond movie, Afridi has been working out 25 hours a day, two times a day, for thirty five times a week. Nike has also come forward to offer Shahid with an endorsement. Shahid is all set to star in a Nike promotional campaign that has the tagline “Just do it.” True to this motto, Shahid taught the camera crew his flying skills using just his toes. “Evolution has been very kind to me,” he said with a smile. His teeth sparkled so much that it blinded everyone in New York City for a few minutes.
Afridi has become the new fad in the world. Kids want his action figures, mothers are getting their husbands to look like him, and industrialists have made a new cereal known as the “ball cereal”. Rumours are rife that Shahid gets royalty on every pack sold. Movie critics are already claiming that he will spark a new era in bond films. Syed Noor, who is one acclaimed movie director who recently made a Hollywood movie called ‘Spice’ starring Brad Pitt, said that Afridi is a rare kind of actor who has the ability to save the world from an alien invasion.
Afridi now believes that after retirement from international cricket, he wants to practice as the next door vigilante and his aim is to save the world from the wrath of Commander Safeguard. He says that commander safeguard is a villain and a bad person. He will personally fight him in a game of mortal combat to cure him of all the ills. Sean Connery was absolutely moved by the brilliance of Shahid Afridi when the two met on the premiere of Syed Noor’s latest flick. Shahid showed him the art of bowling a flipper which turned the ball into a real live dolphin once it reached the stumps.
“So what happened to Pakistan cricket?” asked a reporter. “http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Shahid-Afridi-c2482 to act in the first place.”
Audiences anxiously await the screening of Shahid Bond in cinemas across the Milky Way : Movie release pending censorship approval.
(All facts and opinions used in this article are part of the writer’s imagination)
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