Share a funny story?

Question

heres mine. today me and my dad went to the store and bought skinny cow ice cream sandwhices. we got home and he said to my mom 'i got you pudgy cow.' and my mom was like what!!? so my dad tried again, 'fat cow... overweight cow..obese cow??' meanwhile my mom was like what r u saying to me? so he goes to the freezer to check. and my mom was like ooooh. xD it was funny.

do you have a funny story you'd like to share?

Answer 1

well my family was on vaccation and we rented a minivan, and my sis (the oldest) never stat in the back, so when i had to get in the back i said 'i propse alex should **** in the back' instead of sit and my parents were just WHAT?!?!?!, and my sis is like so you want me to take a dump in the back... im just like wait NO i mean 'sit' i propse you should sit in the back. and it was jsut really funny.

Answer 2

Here is my when: A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

http://www.greatdad.com/tertiary/412/302...

Answer 3

I had a black cat who would get up on his hind legs and jiggle the door k**b..I didn't know it until one night my ex & I heard it...thought someone was trying to get in...so we both tumbled outta bed and I ran to the kitchen telling him to grab something we could clock the intruder with...I grabbed a 20- inch cast iron skillet...we waited on each side of the door...no one. Then the cat walks over, gets up on his hind legs and jiggles the door k**b....I was relieved until I saw what my ex had grabbed....a rubber spoon....I asked him ' I have a big heavy skillet...look at what you have, plan on Tupperwaring him to death?"

When I was little I wouldn't eat the bread crust....and I couldn't whistle...my Dad told me the whistles were in the bread crust, since I wouldn't eat them I couldn;t whistle..so I started eating them...after a few weeks I complained to him that I was eating the crusts but still couldn't whistle...he said because I had started eating 'em too late lol I'm 55...still can't whistle