Share your funny horse stories! ?

Question

Whats the funniest/most embarrassing thing which has ever happened to you, involving a horse??? =P

Answer 1

I dis like horses but of coarse when I was 16 I got a  job as a horse handler at a stable. I wasn't at all trained but they hired me anyways.. So this one day I was scooping up pooh and my boss said they need little johnny for the nest riding class ( little Johnny is a horse) So i m like uh.. alright. I had no idea what I was doing but I managed to get a seat thingy on him and I was walking him over to the arena for the lesion when he stopped I tried making this nose to make him get going but as soon as I did that he just bucked and i knew if i let go of the rope thingy I was leading him with he would bolt. So I held on and I walked over to him and he turned around and bucked and kicked me straight in chest it was like one of those movies I went flying.. Then the horse kinda trotted over to me and ate grass I couldn't  move I was in SO much pain I had broken 4 ribs. And the hole  class of little ones watching my ordeal were freaking out. So they called an ambulance and I never went back and now I dis like horses :)  But that dosnt mean I don't think there amazing animals I just am scared of them

Answer 2

This isn't the most embarassing or the funniest, it's just the most recent.  My niece recently posted a video on MySpace called "Coffee with my horses".  She was just on the porch watching her horses doing their morning thing.

My new little love of a Dun Appy gelding actually has coffee with me!  When I show up with my morning coffee in my hand, he has to have it.  Won't leave me alone or eat.  I have to either leave or give him some.  So, I pour a bit into a bucket and we stand there having coffee together.

I drink de-caf and use hazelnut creamer and he doesn't get much, 4 or 5 oz.  It has to be warm, he won't touch it cold.  Spoilt little snot. . .

Answer 3

Well...we were at grandma's with Misty and Kei was on her bare back and she wouldn't move so I hit her (misty) on the butt and she just BOLTED!!! SOOO FUNNY!!

Another. When Teags was trying to get on her and she tried a million times and couldn't...

Answer 4

Well, I was counseling a camp for little children and I had to tell them how you tell the difference between a stallion and a gelding (of course that was the thing they were most facinated in) so, I explained there was something behind the sheath on a stallion. They would not stop asking me where that something behingd the sheath was, so I just straight out told them that stallions have balls and geldings do not. I know I sound like a horrid counselor, but believe it or not they left me alone after that. It was highly embarrassing to be the one to have to tell them that,  but if i didnt, who would?

Answer 5

My boyfriend at the time wanted to see how easy it was to ride so I tried showing off and I had those black stretch pants on and slide off on the other-side I was sooo embarrassed! Hahaha I was so embaressed lol

Answer 6

i was at pony camp and i was tellling everyone how behave my pony was when she managed to untie the quick relese knot and come over to me and l**k my face it was so random it was like she understood what i had said and thought she would do that for the laugh!! i know its not roll over laughing but it was at the time!!

go to the last question i answered about 5 horse care tips for a list of stupid things i did with my poor pony when i was younger!!