What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......Doosari bigadti hai to
'SHUROO' ho jati hai (english version below~~!!!)
if one goes out of order it gets shut ......if the other goes out of order it gets started
Washing powder agent to house wife:- What do you use for washing Dishes ? "Oh ! I tried many things but found my husband is best suitable for it" housewife replies
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
doctor : u and ur wife has same blood group.
man :no wonder she is drinking my blood since 25 years though...
A boy was following a girl.
Girl: "don't follow me, because my mother is coming behind you"
Boy: "don't worry, my father is following her..
Santa was sitting in a cricket ground..
Security Guard: Cricket match is over
now,why r u still sitting?
Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights
Santa joined NASA.
After one month Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYA NASA .
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