Should America stage an intervention for its s*x-crazed politicians? LOL! What about this plan (see below)?

Question

(1) Require all documented s*x-crazed politicians to report for public service jobs at least 3 days a week. Make them do manual labor in some capacity or the other to make them tired and worn out. Perhaps require child care and housework for mothers forced into the work place because of high taxes and the cost of endless wars. (2) Require Confession Time once a week on national television as they are grilled by bloodthirsty reporters. (3) Give dismayed spouses daily talk show time on radio and TV. (4) Official Citizen Chaperones to accompany s*x-crazed politicians during times of peak opportunity. (5) Incremental salary deductions for each s*x-crazed offense.

Answer 1

UH OH there goes all the democratic politicians!

Answer 2

politicians have been doing this s*x thing for hundreds of years. the ones that get caught are the ones that get all the attention. ye they do need to get help. but the one that need help is the partners of the marriage. my belief is the adulterer should take care of all the finances for the help.

Answer 3

and make every other s*x crazed person in the world go to the same classes. That will fix it.........and lets not stop there. Make every one confess all of thier sins in public in the town square.

Answer 4

The better course would be to launch a National debate at all levels and look for reasons for such degradation in the society and rectify the inceasing four legged culture.

Answer 5

You forgot to require that as they confess they are attached to working polygraphs.

Answer 6

You're a genius, Miss Lily!  I love the part about making them do housework, although I'm a little concerned about them taking care of kids, but maybe with Official Citizen Chaperones present at all times.  I'd love to hear spouses vent on radio and TV.  That would probably put Jerry Springer out of a job.

Answer 7

Miss Lily, Angry Larry officially condones your plan.

Answer 8

Response to # 1. Give them ample enough time to fix their face and get over themselves. The lil head is not the brain. After time is up and they haven't reformed kick them out of office. 2. Confirmations as opposed to confessions, they've confessed too much already by their actions. 3. I would never encourage a spouse to vent about negativity publicly concerning their relationship. Non-judgemental understanding and love is most effective. 4. lol 5. Put all of these s*x-crazed one together and let them grow like chickens on the farm with the roosters NO! Just kidding around. Truth released in them and them accepting it, will remove these side effects. First hand experience I know this is factual...