Should Food Workers be subject to over enthusiastic customers?

Question

"Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaah!" Bawled the poor little Tyke, as he sat on the wall, blubbing and sticking his bottom lip out , arms folded and a Sherbert Dip strewn all over the floor in front of him, Jamie Oliver was most distressed.

"Ah! What's wrong little fella?" I say patting the sulky ars*d little Cherub on his head.

"That nasty man won't let me try his food in the DELI COUNTER!" Waaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Alright, alright let me talk to him for you." States I, and I goes over to the Deli Worker and get his side of the story. Apparently this Jamie Oliver is something of a pest. His overtly bubbly, Mockney personality has caused some considerable distress for the Deli Workers, hyper active, gushing about fresh Vegetables and going "Pukka" and "Lavverly" has finally taken it's toll. My sympathy for the Workers now concrete in empathy for their plight, I went to Jamie Oliver and remonstrated to him that he should tone down his behavior and apologise to the poor workers.

Well. he huffed and puffed, strained, blew a raspberry and did a number 2 in his pants! He then went "Ner ner ner ner ner!" Pulled a face and shot off on his Scooter!

Gah! These kids today!

Answer 1

Ha ha ha, good story.  And to answer your question, no, you should have kicked him out a while ago.  He sounds like a restaurant's worst nightmare.

Answer 2

send him over to the states we'll have him!

Answer 3

And, this story had "what to do?" with your question? If I am in front of a customer and they are over enthusiastic about my food and service, then I would see that as a positive reaction, so I just don't get the story after your question, are you mad at Chef Jamie Oliver?  Possibly, his personality quirks might be a bit off beat to you, but I'm sure some of your older peers said the same thing about you when you were a younger tyke. I'm sorry this answer is not what you're looking for, but then again, I only responded in hopes that you could add some more information to your question so that our many knowledgeable people here in Yahoo Answers land could help you with your dilemma today!  

Answer 4

First it's Rick Stein, now it's Jamie Oliver!?

I think you should do one of these stories about John Torode next.

Blimey these must take you ages to write!

Answer 5

Oh my Gawd, like Jamie Oliver is so totally HAWT. Have you seen the size of his organic vegetables? x x

Answer 6

I'd horsewhip the potato headed oaf back to the stone-age! The boob always seems to be upsetting someone, whether it be the great British dinner lady or some small broccoli hating child who only wants to eat chips. About time this Oliver chap minded his own business if you ask me, him and his boyfriend Hugh Fearnley-Whittering on. Tip top.