Should I colour my moustache to resemble the Union Jack flag in honour of our Olympic hero's?

Question

What with Great Britain doing so well in the medal table I think this would be a fitting tribute? I could also twitch it while they play the national anthem to represent it flapping about in the breeze (The flag that is)

Answer 1

If you're not careful, certain aristocratic ladies will be running a flag up your pole.  Just make sure you hold on to something solid, such as the captain of the Russian shot-putt team.

Answer 2

why not do a proper royal gesture and do the hairs on your crown jewels

Answer 3

That would be cool...if you do send in a pic...I'm and American....but GO BRITAIN!!!

Answer 4

Rather, old boy

Jolly good show, what

Answer 5

Of course! How attractive!

I am in no way, shape or form being sarcastic.

Answer 6

I would have thought you'd have already done that days ago old chap

Answer 7

that would be so funny!!! =)

Answer 8

Ooooooohhhh yes!

s**y!

Answer 9

Sounds like a spiffing idea old bean.

Answer 10

Yes, but only if you know you can wash it out again.  It would be a great shame to have to shave it off.

Answer 11

No just raise the flag at your abode, not you the staff will do it for you. That's if they are not to sore.

Answer 12

I have a very sensitive v***a, I therefore recommend that you don't put anything on your moustache that could irritate it.

cheers!

Answer 13

Exactly so sir!  Furthermore, one should paint ones British bulldog in the colours of the flag!

Answer 14

NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 15

You just asked this question so that you could display British spelling for the words "color' and "honor".

Answer 16

Ding Dong  

Answer 17

There could be no finer tribute to their achievements.  

Answer 18

Why not!

Answer 19

  hang a flag out in support

Answer 20

Decorum is the only answer here Rotter. As twitching and flapping about in any breeze, would surely overwhelm, in turn shadow any significance of such a historic occasion (very easily).