Should I go elsewhere for my Holidays?

Question

I may have to.

'Twas on the Midnight hour late July last year. Myself and some learned Gentlemen went on an Expedition to discover the fabled and greatly feared Legend of the dreaded Crab's Bottom.

On the Northernmost part of the Hebrides we ventured, arriving at a small Fishing Village. All was still and glistening from a consistent sheet of rain and wind played with our shivering forms, the reason for our quest came to an abrupt end however. . . as a Cowled and shuffling figure approached us, she fair made us jump out of our skins. . . . . for she had a face that did indeed look like a Crab's Ars*e. Sheepishly crying "Halloo there fine Lady" she swift became agitated flickering her Shrimp-like fingers, going "Pppsssssttttt!" through her teeth and moving backwards like a defensive Lobster.

Adding to this horror her Husband suddenly appeared from nowhere shrieking in an Un-Godly fashion as he ran sideways, tendrils flailing and his great Crab's arms fully outstretched as he devoured our rather Delish contents from the Fortrum's and Mason's Hamper.

Well, sod this I thought. . . I'll not be coming HERE again!

Answer 1

yes the world is huge there is definitely a good vacation place somewhere .That place sounds horrible

Answer 2

Yes if you feel like going elsewhere and no if you do not feel like it.

Answer 3

Yes.  But not Rhodes or Cyprus or Lanzarote.  You can get crabs there too.

Answer 4

With crustaceans that size you should go back with a great dinner in mind.  bon Apatite.

Answer 5

Darling Sir, it seems to me that you must endeavour to retire forthwith to a remote and quiet island of utmost desolation in order to create your magnum opus and earn your surely most deserved place in the annals of literary history. You owe it to all society.

B x

Answer 6

I got crabs in cornwall.

Answer 7

Try this place in Orkney

Answer 8

Ibiza will suit.

Answer 9

Try the Med. I hear the jellyfish are big and plentiful this year. You never know your luck.